Would I buy this product again? It isn't just a "No". It's a HELL NO!!! I am pissed. I got this as a gift (some friend) from someone who thought this stuff was great (I am currently contemplating having her committed). Nevertheless, I don't know what makes me happier...realizing I am not in the minority here, or the fact that I managed to unload this hunk of cr@p onto an unsuspecting individual (the guilty conscience is over-ridden by the fact that I don't like the individual in question ;OP call it killing two birds with one stone). This stuff is nasty!!! 1. Scrub? what scrub the granules are so miniscule they are redundant. You are better off using a loofa or better yet using a friggin scouring pad. I am sure the experience will be more pleasurable. 2. You want a side order of fries with that LARD? YUCK *gags*!!!!! This stuff is so oily and slick the only image I get when I think about this product are those poor baby seals you see on the Discovery Channel that are victims to the oil slicks that are ruining our natural resources. This gunk isn't exactly hazardous material (although I wouldnt be surprised if it were) but I certainly almost killed myself in the shower when I tripped over the mess it created. I am HUGE on hygiene and cleanliness so you can imagine the time I spent cleaning the slime and the residue it left behind. Nothing more than a HUGE disappointment. This product is the epitome of everything I DON'T like. Slimy, greasy, sticky, chunky, sickeningly sweet, messy, and absolutely useless. It looks, smells, and feels horrible. I guess my "friend" missed the small print on the product before buying it... "Destroy Product Pre-Purchase - while you're at it sue Jessica Simpson and for punishment make her use her own cr@p".
